He and his wife have had problems That hes played off like nothings wrong Til he comes home from work early Just to find the girl is gone Oh but he gets into the cupboard Picks out that bottle of gin Drinks like theres no tomorrow And decides to take a spin
No dont drive drunk Dont drive drunk, no Dont drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Teenager at a live party Says, "give me one for the road" But hes already so inebriated If you lit a smoke hed explode But bartender says, "I dont think so" Young one says, "I can deal" Staggering out he says, "check you all later" But I really dont think he will
No dont drive drunk Dont drive drunk, no Dont drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Dont drive drunk d-d-d dont drive drunk Dont drive drunk Hicup
Boy out with girl on their first date Gets pulled over by the law Officer says, "hey cant you drive straight Or have you been drinking alcohol?" Boy says, "man are you crazy?" Cop says, "hey then walk this line" But results from the breathalizer Proves hes charged with D.U.I.
No dont drive drunk Dont drive drunk, no Dont drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Dont drive drunk d-d-d dont drive drunk Dont drive drunk Hicup
